May 2013
Are you running a joke into the ground again?
Tumblr: bitch i might be
the spn season finale according to me
jerkofanassbutt:
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
ohtentoo:
no but seriously if clara actually turns out to be river i quit this show
a-trex:
a-trex:
reblog this and i’ll ask you the first question that comes to mind when i go to your blog :D
still doing this, and have done it for everyone so far!
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
improbablenormality:
mycroftsdreams:
baskerwill:
nutmegandpepper:
Roses are red, Sherlock’s blood too, there’s pain in John’s voice, “He’s my friend let me through”
Roses are red Bruises are blue You say one more word I’ll strangle you
Roses are red
Thistles are prickly
I just have to say
that escalated quickly
Roses are red Old blood is brown Please, Sherlock Fandom Calm the fuck...
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
See, sometimes watching Supernatural feels like this:
But then, a lot of the time, it feels like this:
“Joss never agreed with this, but my private inner monologue was that Jayne found...”
– Adam Baldwin (X)
Watchmemewhore:
mcchampionpants:
enlightened-despot:
videohall:
Guy does excellent “laughing” without smiling
> He should do this on public transportation.
> I thought it was someone behind the camera laughing at first, but then the fake laugh made him laugh,and both laughs were exactly the same and that made me laugh and now we’re all laughing.
> That is incredibly disturbing to...
awidesetvagina:
when you think about it, the song ‘let the bodies hit the floor” is really just a darker version of ‘it’s raining men’
thecuntmentality:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
Not even sorry.
Elizabeth Smart: Abstinence Education Teaches Rape... →
This is SO IMPORTANT. I remember being taught the “chewing gum lesson” in Young Women’s (the pre-teen/teen version of Sunday School in the Mormon church). No one should be afraid or ashamed to seek help when they are victimized.
