So, I'm your basic amalgamation of LitGeek, GoreWhore, CraftyChica, and Pop-CultureJunkie. Also, I'm in the SCA, a history major, aspiring author, and pretty decent human being. Did I mention I have cats? Fo'Serious yo, I'm the sheezy. Which is quite possibly, why you want to know me.

…we are but players on the stage

Family

  • Mom - My mother, the woman from whose loins I sprang
  • Gma - Her mother
  • Gpa - Her father
  • BS - Baby Sister, my younger sister, best friend, constant inspiration
  • BiL - Her husband, awesome dude, baby bro
  • Bro - My cousin, who may as well be my brother
  • Svetlana - His wife, awesome lady, favorite family member
  • DC - Dumb Cousin - Pretty never needed smarts. He proves this every day. Still love him
  • CiL - Cousin/Cunt-in-Law, DC’s wife, bane of my existence, torturer of my soul at every family event.
  • BC - Boy Child, their son.
  • GC - Girl Child, their daughter.
  • Momma - dear friend, mother despite lack of birthing me
  • Poppet - best friend, adopted brother
  • Kitty - best friend, adopted sister
  • Tumblr Husband/Hubs - My sun, my moon, light of my life and reason to get out of bed in the morning. *chuckles* You think I’m joking, don’t you?

Others

  • Ex - most recent ex-bf